If you know… you KNOW. There was a time when The Box was basically our personality.Texting in requests like we ran the channel, waiting for our song like it was a lottery win, and acting shocked when it actually came on 😭 It was chaos in the best way:ballads → club bangers → random throwbacks… Read more

Okay I need to tell you something… 👀 I’ve been quietly working on something a little different — and by different, I mean it’s my first fanfic that isn’t based on Basil 🤣 It’s set in the pop star world, with Amber, Jonas… and yes, Hannah 👀✨There’s drama, there’s tension, and it’s definitely not what… Read more

I’m sorry but we need to talk about this. Because how did an entire town see: …and just go:“Yeah, completely different people 👍” Like??? Same face.Same voice.Same EVERYTHING. The only difference was:✨ a blonde wig ✨ And we were all just meant to accept that??? Even as kids I was like:“…are you all okay??” 😭… Read more

Before you say anything… yes.I am once again talking about Hannah Montana.No, I will not be taking further questions. But seriously — why did these songs go THIS hard?? Like we all watched it as kids thinking “fun Disney show haha” and now suddenly I’m here like…wait, why is this still a full bop?? Let’s… Read more

Before you read any further… yes.I had a full Hannah Montana performance in my dream.And yes… Myron was there to witness it. I don’t even know how it started — one minute I was just existing, the next I was fully spinning like I was on Disney Channel, living my absolute Best of Both Worlds… Read more

Can we talk about how some adverts in the 00s were just… unnecessarily terrifying? Like excuse me??? I’m just trying to watch Top of the Pops Saturday with my cereal…why am I suddenly being emotionally ambushed 😭 There were always a few that felt completely out of place. One minute:✨ pop music✨ good vibes✨ Saturday… Read more

You know when you’d finish a Disney film…and instead of just ending like a normal movie… something else came on? Yeah. That. For me, it was the Muppets shorts at the end of certain VHS tapes. Now look — I liked The Muppets.In theory. But there was something about those clips that felt… off. Maybe… Read more

I went to see a Little Mermaid panto expecting vibes. Magic. Maybe a tear during Part of Your World. Definitely Under the Sea. What I got instead… was a British crab called Sheldon. Sheldon. Not Sebastian. Not even a cheeky knockoff like “Seabastian” or “Bastian the Bold.” Just… Sheldon. This man came on stage with… Read more

There are some things that instantly take you back…and for me, it’s Vimto and a tray of chips. Not fancy chips. Not gourmet.Soft play chips. Slightly overcooked. Too hot at first.Served in a little plastic tray like you’d just completed a marathon. And me? Salt only. No ketchup. No sauce. Just vibes. I don’t remember… Read more

There are moments in life that change you. Graduations. Engagements. Big milestones. And then… there’s the time JB from JLS high-fived me. Let me set the scene. It’s 10am. I’m on a mission. Heart racing. Ticketmaster open. Fingers READY.This is not a drill — this is JLS tickets. And not just any tickets…I ONLY WENT… Read more