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Honestly the idea of 90s ChatGPT is taking me OUT 🤣
You just know:
📞 it would disconnect when someone used the house phone
💿 it would take 7 minutes to load one answer
🌈 the logo would be aggressively rainbow-gradient
🎵 the website would autoplay terrible MIDI music
📊 there’d be a visitor counter at the bottom
✨ and somehow every page would have sparkles
Meanwhile 9-year-old me would’ve been asking:
“Will S Club stay together forever?”
“Why is Basil Brush so funny?”
“Can I marry a pop star?”
And 90s ChatGPT would reply:
“Searching… please wait…” 💀
Honestly? The internet used to be chaos and I kinda miss it. 🤣
Asten Does Nostalgia 
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