💖 My Celebrity Crushes Explain Everything About Me Actually 💖

Looking back at my celeb crushes is basically watching my personality develop in real time 😭

The lineup:
🦊 Basil Brush
🎤 Shayne Ward
🏀 Zac Efron
✨ Aston Merrygold

Which tells us several things:

1. I clearly liked funny people before I liked “cool” people.
2. Performer energy had me in a CHOKEHOLD.
3. If you smiled at me and sang a key change, I was DONE.
4. Apparently my type is “golden retriever man with karaoke potential.” 💅

Honestly though, none of my crushes were the dark mysterious bad-boy type. My brain said:
❌ emotionally unavailable biker
✅ cheeky man who’d probably dance in the kitchen

And yes, Basil Brush counts. The court has ruled on this matter. BOOM BOOM. 🦊✨