📺 Born Into Bangers: Part 2 (The Mr Blobby Timeline) 💀🎀

So I’ve just realised something absolutely unhinged about my birth year…

I was born in 1992.

Which means I was alive…
just BEFORE Mr Blobby took over the UK.

Let me explain.

At the time I was born:
– Noel’s House Party was already on TV
– Mr Blobby existed… but was just lurking
– the chaos had not yet fully begun

Then 1993 happened.

And suddenly:
– Mr Blobby was everywhere
– he released a song (??)
– and somehow got a Christmas number one with Mr Blobby

I’m sorry but imagine being a fully grown adult in 1993
watching a pink spotted chaos creature top the charts.

And I was just there.
A baby. Witnessing the rise.

So technically…
I was born right on the edge of the Blobby Era™.

Which honestly explains a lot about my personality.