💅 Daisy Says: You Wouldn’t Steal a Car… But You Would Quote That Ad at a Bus Stop

Tell me WHY the “You wouldn’t steal a car / You wouldn’t steal a DVD” ad was on every single DVD — even the ones you actually paid for?! 💀

Like, babes, I’ve literally just bought this disc. I am not the problem. Please direct your drama elsewhere 😭

That pounding techno track still lives rent-free in my brain. The flashing text. The sheer cinematic intensity of being accused of piracy before Finding Nemo even started. Meanwhile, the real pirates were vibing on LimeWire with zero consequences 😂

Anyway, cut to me and Myron this weekend: stuck at a bus stop for an hour, quoting it dramatically until strangers were looking at us like we’d escaped from 2005.

Me: “You wouldn’t steal a handbag.”
Myron: “Actually, I would.” 🤣

No regrets. Pure chaos. Peak love story. 🚌💖

You wouldn’t steal a bus stop. 🤣

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