💅 Daisy Says: I’m Emotionally Attached to My Hair Straighteners

Listen babes, these aren’t just straighteners — they’re a *lifestyle*. They’ve been with me through fringe eras, emotional breakdowns, and that one time I tried to recreate a JLS-era quiff on my cousin. (Sorry again, Kian x)

You know that sizzling sound? That’s not just hair — that’s *trauma leaving the body*. 💅🔥

I swear my GHDs have seen more character development than most Netflix protagonists. They’ve travelled. They’ve witnessed pre-party meltdowns. They’ve survived being dropped, borrowed, and used as an emergency iron for a hemline before a night out.

And if anyone ever suggests I “embrace my natural hair,” I will politely remind them: this *is* my natural hair — but emotionally, it’s 2009.

Daisy’s final thought: “Some people have therapy. I have ceramic plates that heat to 185°C.” 💅✨