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The Terrifying Side of Old YouTube (Why Did We Do This to Ourselves?)

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Before TikTok and slick algorithms, YouTube was a chaotic playground of random uploads, low-res videos, and “you’ve just gotta see this” links passed around at school. But hiding among the cute animal clips and early vlogs was a darker side — the creepy, unsettling, or downright jump-scare-y videos we couldn’t resist clicking… even though we’d regret it later.

Let’s revisit the clips that traumatised a generation of sleepover kids.


😱 The Screamer Maze Game

It looked like a harmless online maze game. You’d steer your cursor carefully… only for a terrifying face to scream at you when you least expected it. Half of us spilled our drinks. The other half cried.

Daisy says: “We knew it was coming. We still played. We are our own villains.”

🥄 Salad Fingers

“I like rusty spoons…” Softly spoken, green-skinned, and living in a bleak world, Salad Fingers was the stuff of viral nightmares circa 2005. Weirdly hypnotic. Weirdly terrifying.

🦄 Charlie the Unicorn (but dark)

The first one was weird-funny. But as the series went on, it got unsettling. Lollipops, candy mountains, and an undercurrent of something sinister.

🧸 Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Started off looking like a cheerful kids’ show. Ended in surreal horror about time, creativity, and meat. We all watched it at 1am and regretted everything.

🪶 Obey the Walrus

A grainy, slow, uncomfortable clip that spread through “you have to watch this” links with no context. Nobody knew what it really was. Everyone felt creeped out.

👻 Scary Car Commercial

The low-budget “car ad” that lulled you into watching a car roll down a peaceful road… only for a screamer zombie thing to pop up at the end. School computer rooms were never the same.

🎥 Honourable Mentions

  • Two Girls One Cup Reaction Videos — the trauma was in the reactions themselves.
  • Shaye Saint John — uncanny dolls, gloves, and strange edits.
  • “Stare at this dot for 30 seconds” illusions — always ended in a scream.

✨ Confession Time

True story: younger me used to lie awake convinced my TV would just randomly turn on in the middle of the night. Between that and creepy YouTube, my bedroom never felt safe after dark.

Maybe that’s why, even now, I don’t keep a TV in my room. Some habits stick — and honestly? Best decision ever. Bedrooms should be cosy, not creepy. 🌙


Final Thought

Old YouTube was like a digital dare — a mix of excitement, curiosity, and “cover your eyes but peek through your fingers.” We were explorers of the weird, and we paid for it with sleepless nights.

And let’s be real: even now, at 2am, you wouldn’t dare click most of these again. Some nostalgia is best left in 240p.


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