Every school had one… sticky floors, fizzy pop, and dodgy dance moves. Did yours look a bit like this?
- 🎶 Cha Cha Slide blasting on repeat
- 🪩 Glitter hairspray that never fully washed out
- 🥤 Panda Pop (or two) fuelling the chaos
- 🧀 Wotsits fingers glowing orange under the disco lights
- 👕 White shirt + tie (optional neon face paint smeared across it)
- 👟 Trainers that squeaked louder than the music
- 💡 Disco ball throwing 12 different colours across the PE hall
- 💋 Someone crying in the toilets over a slow dance snub
Daisy says
“Babes, if you didn’t scream the words to ‘Reach’ while standing next to the snack table, was it even a school disco?”
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