They werenât the poster boys â but they lived rent-free in our heads.
Before we knew what ~celebrity crushes~ were âsupposedâ to look like, we fell for some slightly random, slightly questionable, but absolutely unforgettable people/characters. They werenât on the glossy teen-mag lists â but they still shaped us.
- Basil Brush
Case for the crush: A fox puppet who says âBoom! Boom!â Somehow⊠it worked. - Steve from Blueâs Clues
Case for the crush: Green striped shirt, a handy notebook, and infinite patience = husband material. - Robbie Rotten (LazyTown)
Case for the crush: Eyebrows. Hand gestures. Camp villain excellence. Iconic before we had the words for it. - Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
Case for the crush: Cap backwards, relentless determination, and Pikachu-level loyalty. Cartoon? Donât care. - Sportacus (LazyTown)
Case for the crush: Acrobatics, fruit, motivational speeches. Basically a wholesome superhero in a blue tracksuit. - Dick and Dom
Case for the crush: Pure Saturday-morning chaos energy. Loud, silly, ridiculous⊠and inexplicably crush-worthy. - Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)
Case for the crush: Laid-back, funny, messy-haired skater-boy blueprint with a talking dog bestie. - Calvin Goldspink (S Club 8 / I Dream)
Case for the crush: Floppy blond hair, boy-next-door sweetness. A whole era of after-school feelings.
đż Conclusion: Crushes never had to make sense. They just had to make feelings â and these random ones did the job better than any poster boy.
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