Chaos, hairbrush microphones, and at least three key changes. You’re welcome.
Disclaimer: If your fave is missing, please take it up with the remote control that stopped working during Hannah Montana. This list is 100% scientific. Do not @ me.*
- 10) Nobody’s Perfect — Hannah Montana A self-help anthem we all screamed while… messing up the lyrics. Irony: delicious.
- 9) Play My Music — Camp Rock (Jonas Brothers) Every garage band in 2008 believed this was their origin story. Bless.
- 8) Strut — Cheetah Girls 2 Walking is basic. Strutting is a lifestyle. Pavements were runways and we were the moment.
- 7) Gotta Find You — Camp Rock (Joe Jonas) The blueprint for every pretend wedding in Year 9. Don’t lie.
- 6) Best of Both Worlds — Hannah Montana The opening guitar stab could power the national grid. Wig flew, fringe followed.
- 5) Cheetah Sisters — Cheetah Girls Instant best-friends-to-girlband pipeline. Lasted 48 hours, felt eternal.
- 4) This Is Me — Camp Rock (Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas) Hairbrush microphones everywhere filed a class-action lawsuit. We settled out of court with key changes.
- 3) Breaking Free — High School Musical Responsible for 87% of awkward school talent show duets. We were soaring. Kinda.
- 2) We’re All in This Together — High School Musical You did the choreography in your head just now. Admit it. Wildcat paws up.
- 1) What Dreams Are Made Of — The Lizzie McGuire Movie* Technically not Disney Channel. Emotionally? Our national anthem. “Sing to me, Paolo.” (vocal track malfunctions)
*Look, it’s Disney. It counts. My list, my rules, my sparkly microphone.
Your turn 🎤
What did I miss? (If you say Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’, I respect your bravery.) Drop your chaotic top 3 in the comments ⬇️
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