If heaven had a high street branch, it was Woolies. You walked in for Pritt Stick and walked out with a Barbie, a chart CD, and half the Pick ’n’ Mix aisle. Pure chaos. Pure joy.
🍬 Pick ’n’ Mix
- The crown jewel — a wall of sugar that defied hygiene laws.
- Cola bottles, foam bananas, jazzies… and that one kid who filled the tub with only toffee.
- Always at least one rogue sweet rolling around the floor.
🎶 The Music Aisle
- Chart singles for 99p; albums in chunky plastic cases.
- Flicking through racks of CDs like it was a ritual.
- Where you spent your pocket money if you weren’t at Claire’s.
🧸 Toys & Stationery
- Groovy Chick notebooks, gel pens, and Bratz dolls all in one aisle.
- Random “back to school” chaos that somehow included hula hoops.
- The place you begged Mum for “just one more thing.”
🎄 Christmas Section
- Glitter, tinsel, and lights out in September.
- Cheap but magical decorations that made your house sparkle.
- The true start of Christmas — forget the Coca-Cola advert, Woolies said it first.
☕️ The Café
- Not in every branch, but if you knew, you knew.
- Toasties with lava-hot cheese, chips with too much salt, and endless tea.
- Victoria sponge, scones, or a KitKat on the side.
- Beige tables, Formica trays, and nan-approved vibes after shopping.
🛒 The Vibe
- A bit chaotic, a bit messy, always busy.
- You never found what you needed, but always left with what you wanted.
- The high street hasn’t been the same since.
🌟 Daisy’s Corner
“Oh babes, Woolies was basically childhood’s corner shop of dreams. Pick ’n’ Mix? A sugar-based crime scene. The CD aisle? Our Spotify Wrapped in plastic. The café? Michelin-star beige with lava toasties. And the Christmas section? Pure sparkle crack. RIP Woolies — dry toast retail could never.”
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