Asten Does Nostalgia

Where nostalgia meets chaos, and Daisy won’t shut up about it

🛍️ Nostalgia Pack: Woolworths

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If heaven had a high street branch, it was Woolies. You walked in for Pritt Stick and walked out with a Barbie, a chart CD, and half the Pick ’n’ Mix aisle. Pure chaos. Pure joy.

🍬 Pick ’n’ Mix

  • The crown jewel — a wall of sugar that defied hygiene laws.
  • Cola bottles, foam bananas, jazzies… and that one kid who filled the tub with only toffee.
  • Always at least one rogue sweet rolling around the floor.

🎶 The Music Aisle

  • Chart singles for 99p; albums in chunky plastic cases.
  • Flicking through racks of CDs like it was a ritual.
  • Where you spent your pocket money if you weren’t at Claire’s.

🧸 Toys & Stationery

  • Groovy Chick notebooks, gel pens, and Bratz dolls all in one aisle.
  • Random “back to school” chaos that somehow included hula hoops.
  • The place you begged Mum for “just one more thing.”

🎄 Christmas Section

  • Glitter, tinsel, and lights out in September.
  • Cheap but magical decorations that made your house sparkle.
  • The true start of Christmas — forget the Coca-Cola advert, Woolies said it first.

☕️ The Café

  • Not in every branch, but if you knew, you knew.
  • Toasties with lava-hot cheese, chips with too much salt, and endless tea.
  • Victoria sponge, scones, or a KitKat on the side.
  • Beige tables, Formica trays, and nan-approved vibes after shopping.

🛒 The Vibe

  • A bit chaotic, a bit messy, always busy.
  • You never found what you needed, but always left with what you wanted.
  • The high street hasn’t been the same since.

🌟 Daisy’s Corner

“Oh babes, Woolies was basically childhood’s corner shop of dreams. Pick ’n’ Mix? A sugar-based crime scene. The CD aisle? Our Spotify Wrapped in plastic. The café? Michelin-star beige with lava toasties. And the Christmas section? Pure sparkle crack. RIP Woolies — dry toast retail could never.”


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