🎤 When Did the O2 Lineup Start Looking Like Year 9 Parents’ Evening?

So, the O2 emailed me their latest lineup. I opened it thinking: “Ooh, who’s coming through this year?”

…only to realise I didn’t recognise half the names. Like, are you even old enough to play the O2, babes? Or are you just here fresh from double maths? 🤣

Meanwhile, my loyalty lies firmly with JLS. At least I know I’m in safe hands there — iconic bops, matching outfits, actual memories attached.

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🌟 Daisy’s Corner 🌟

“Babes, half these acts still look like they’re waiting for mum to pick them up after football practice. The O2? Please. It’s giving Year 9 Parents’ Evening with a backing track. Stick with JLS — they’ve actually graduated.”